hey i did something frustrating and foolish last night, well, actually, i do this many times already. and i don't know why, though it's so frustrating and it makes me look like a fool. i still do it.
it is really a struggle for me to get some sleep because, i just can't sleep. i am agrypnotic (insomniac) and i don't know how to drag myself to sleep without bashing myself on the wall. due to this frustrating sleeping disorder that constantly deprives me with the leisure and normality of a human sleep, this helped me to read my books, write, and make my artistic works at night. in short, i'm a nocturnal being and it has nothing to do with my bulging eyes. not all nocturnal species have bulging big eyes like tarsiers and owls, and besides my eyes are just bulging but not big!
here is it:
last night, i didn't get some sleep because first: 1) i'm agrynoptic.. 2) i'm nocturnal 3) i have a bulging but not big eyes and 4) my lampshade was broken
thus, while waiting for mr.sleep to put me in slumber, i thought of activities that will rather entertain me and hopefully tire me. these includes the following:
1) planning on school domination
2) oh please i'm not dreaming of myself in a "cheessy" situation with a guy i always refuse to affirm as my crush because there are a lot of girls and boys who admire him and i'm trying to act nonchalant by not noticing him in school but the truth is i want to stand in front of him while he's walking towards me, and my hands voluntarily handing him a pink love letter sealed with a heart sticker. (*the legendary "ang-tanga-mong-tingnan" moment by jinny in "it started with a kiss" was handing a love letter to michael in front of the crowd and she was ignored by the arrogant cute cretin.) i won't do that, i'd rather take a suicide than prick my pride.
AND A LOT MORE CRAZY STUFFS I DID THAT ARE TOO CRAZY TO MENTION CAUSE IT'LL MAKE ME LOOK CRAZY...
so there i was, thinking of these craziness while staring at the ceiling where insects and arachnids are also starting to merge a colony and eventually were planning on house domination. which actually, i think will be possible because i'm too compassionate with these little ones and every time i plan to destroy there webs. i always caught myself in an odd predicament whether to do or not to do.
we are actually thinking similar sinister, i, school domination, them, house domination and i really think they will achieve it first because they are responsible and hardworking creatures. tsk. pathetic lazy human.
so, here it is, while i was staring. i saw these tiny little creatures swinging in the colony of spider webs. i stared, i sighed, i narrowed my bulgy eyes, and in an instant tiny neurons traveled the signals from my eyes through the chemical neurons going to my brain cells responsible for recognizing the little, long-legged, swinging creature in the ceiling.
after 1 minute.. 2 minutes... 3 minutes...4 minutes...(i'm starting to frustrate myself because i can't recognize the tiny, long legged, swinging creature and i think that they are staring and laughing back at me, because i'm a pathetic human and doesn't possess there intelligence...)
30 minutes last and still i'm trying to figure out there name. the word is on the tip of my tongue but i just can't .. can't .. can't figure the exact word!! after almost an hour frustrating and stressing myself out.... finally, i found the word.. the creature's name is ... HARVESTMAN. (*i think the tiny, long-legged, swinging creatures made a mental telepathy and gave me the word because they pitied me a lot. tsk.tsk.
after frustrating myself... stressing myself and acted like fool, it was indeed a relief to finally give the distinct name of the tiny, long-legged, swinging creature.
These arachnids are known for their exceptionally long walking legs, compared to body size, although there are also short-legged species.
haist,,,, what a night with the harvestmen.
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