My dog is snoring so loud under my feet. Yes, he's under my stinking feet. I like his fluffy soft body cushioning it. He even leaks my toes sometimes it's like massage.. hehehe. I can't imagine how this creature could actually bare my feet. Well aside from it's stinking cause I haven't take a bath yet, it's kinda heavy, considering it includes the weight of my legs.
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I take him off for a walk inside our house... (the route is from my room going to the sala then to the kitchen and the last stop will be at my room, where we started. hehehe!) wooh! what a long walk! oxygen nearly ran out my lungs. I was drained! (*i'm not even half trying to convince you.)
Anyway, my dog already took his bath after the epic walk... and his human hasn't yet. What a shame!
dog: (stare) want me to scrub your back?
human: uh-no. I can manage. hehehe.
dog: Make sure to scrub your feet first. They're like toxic waste on my nose.. eeew.
human: Then why the hell are you leaking it?! huh!?
dog: You know i'm kinda somnambulist, I do stuffs when i'm sleeping, maybe I wasn't aware i'm nibbling the bone out of you, besides, you're so bony.
human: Yeah, i remember.. you even peed on my books. Anyway, did you brushed after?
dog: Of course i brushed and gargled.
human: Ok, good. Now get out. I don't need you here.
dog: Just bark me if you do. heheh! (wagging his tail out of the bathroom.)
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"unwanted" FACT:
My dog's name is KING... my nickname at home is ... PAKING.
So every time my parents calls me out, my dog also comes over, and vice-versa.
My dog is really good at substantiating his name... well, he's like the king of the house, and we are his servants.
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